Ahh ... Blackpool
It's only Thursday, but for me this is the end of the week. I have Friday off work, as well as next Monday. Last weekend me and wifey saw my mother, this weekend we're off up north to see my in-laws. While my mother is in her mid-fifties (though getting to late fifties I think), Jo's mother is in her early seventies and her father is in his late-sixties. Neither of them drive, and we haven't seen them since New Year, so we're taking them to Blackpool for a few days. We go to Blackpool with them at least once a year. It is close to where they live, and they like Blackpool.
I like Blackpool. It has the Pleasure Beach for starters, which has the Pepsi Max Big One - Europe's biggest roller-coaster I believe, and Valhala - possibly Europe's wettest ride. It is also the home of Lionel Vinyl, surely the best 70s disco DJ there is (though admittedly we found his new Inferno club quite disappointing). In the evening it is nice to stroll down the Promenade, pop into a few arcades to play on the 2p machines, then find a nice pub to relax in.
Blackpool must also have some of the biggest people in the UK. The streets are crowded with waddling behemoths, as though the city is a giant fat magnet. I guess the choice of eating places doesn't help out here, it must be impossible to eat out in Blackpool and not have chips (not that I'm bothered by this, as my previous entries on chips make clear). Blackpool is also a mecca for hen and stag parties, with huge groups of men dressed as nuns and girls dressed as tarts. Ahh ... Blackpool! It's as tacky as they come, but it just has such a fun atmosphere and God help me, I love it.